Kids say wonderful things

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new
ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have?
Jane

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my
new shoes.
Mickey

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only four people in our
family and I can never do IT.
Nan

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when
You are on vacation?
Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does “begat” mean? Nobody will
tell me.
Love, Alison

Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
Norma

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear GOD,
Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto
you?” Because if You did, then I’m going to fix my
brother.
Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him
anyway.
Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was
supposed to be our day of rest.
Tom L.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything
before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something – Please don’t let me be
Kartono because I hate him.
Flemming

Dear GOD,
If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You
anything You want, except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha Ha,
Danny

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not
with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear GOD,
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both
ways.
Dean

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I’m not
praying.
Elliott

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David
the best.
Rob

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday
school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on
dry land you fool.” But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That’s what I would do.
Eddie

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I
just want You to know but I am not just saying that
because You are GOD already.
Charles

Dear GOD,
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Eugene